Newspaper Report(s)

There was this competition in 5m..Competitors were Janice and me..Judges were Jasmine and Hannah. The aim was to write the funniest newspaper report.. I dunno who won..But this report I wrote may make your face turn purple..By the way..I apologize to whoever's name is Charlouise,Kacey Grin and Brucekin..
Below is the contents..

The Daily News:
Headlines:No more Reading!
A little girl named charlouise who read too many books a day,recently fainted and as she was arriving into the hospital.turned in to a vegetable..Which was a carrot..Several other girls AND boys were turned into different kinds of vegetables too..Like Kacey Grin turning into a cabbage..Brucekin turning into a broccoli..etc..SO..Stop reading the news right now before you turn into a vegetable..Immediately!!

STOP READING...YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE!!!

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If you think this isnt funny and scary enough..
READ ON!

I gave the 'newaper report' 2 hannah and after she read it,she let Jie ern read..Madam Hung suddenly GRABBED my precious book and began reading it ALOUD my face turned white then pink then green then orange and finally back 2 normal..' YOU CAN WRITE THESE THINGS BUT SO LONG AS U DUN WRITE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE..'She bellowed.. I nodded..Well, I thought nobody had a name called Brucekins, Charlouise Of Kacey Grin...Then she started reading my other pages..Privacy no more..All were drawings and stuff...Then she came 2 my other newspaper report (for fun)..
Read below if you wanna noe..

THe DailyNews:
Headlines: Exam and studying too much causes brain drain!
Tuesday: A 9 year old was studying too much and fainted..Was sent 2 hospital for a month!
He had developed a special kind of desease..Called Studymonia..SCARY!!
DO NOT STUDY ! EVERYONE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE!!

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she finally handed me The book and i ran out of the classroom..Dont think this is a big deal..School finish aledy ma! Yeesh!