Annoying sister

I was just deciding to write a new post on my blog when this annoying, ball of a nuisance, came and tickled my hair. I thought it was her fingers, but as i turned around, i......(embarrassed) screamed...... If only you had been there...... Well, it turned out to be a bouquet of fake, dusty, chinese new year flowers......Guess what...... they were tangled on my...... I mean MUA'S hair.
A minute ago, my hair stood in place as it should be. After that glorious minute, horror came upon me. MY hair looked as if a bird's nest had been there ever since i was born!!!!!! I screamed......And screamed......AND screamed..Annoying sister.....That blibashadacuznawaweewee!(P.S. i am typing this while my sis is holding a bouquet of chinese flowers and i'm being surrounded by em. After i had recovered, i started writing this post. Four minutes later, (my sister is a slow reader) she went away. I then continued my typing. 1 minute after that, she (without me noticing) grabbed a giant fork, spoon and a frying pan's spoon and combed my hair withem. I at first thought it was a brush. then......You bet i screamed again. No i did'nt......I was burning in rage. I could have torn her into pieces but i did 'nt... I think firstly I am going to fain-